spiderman let me tell you why thats bullshit

In fact, by making themselves so susceptible to attack, they’re actually being counterproductive. The more you play as the hero, the more it becomes clear that the police force in the game, aside from Yuri, are completely incapable of doing anything even relatively productive. There’s never a “never mind, we got this.” It’s always “they got away.” Do you know what’s worse? When you prevent a crime, they say, “Thanks for the assist.” The assist? Are you serious right now? After a crime is failed, the police will make comment over comms, saying something like, “Damn it, they got away.” Seriously? Every single time? The police seem to fail 100% of the crimes you fail. That aside, the important part is the failure of the crime. Don’t get me wrong- Spider-Man is crazy good, but it’s pretty ridiculous that the game will deem a crime failed if you go too far past it, when you’re clearly fast enough to turn around and get there pretty much immediately. Not only are they absolutely incapable of assisting Spidey as he engages in double-boss fights solo-they genuinely seem to be incapable of preventing even the most minor of crimes.įor instance, if you’ve gained some momentum and you’re hellbent on disproving Einstein’s theory of relativity with your godlike swing-speed, chances are you’re going to miss a crime or two from time to time. As an institution, Spider-Man‘s police force is inexplicably incompetent and laughably lackluster. This highlights the bureaucracy imbued in the very core of the police force.

HOWEVER, his ability to infiltrate the police force at will is a bit of a joke, isn’t it? Like, the world-ending demon doesn’t make an appearance until Act 3, and Li still manages to pretty much dominate Act 1. He does technically summon an ancient demon that seems capable of pretty much inducing the apocalypse. Martin Li’s crazy psychic demon powers are hella strong, I’ll admit.

Spiderman let me tell you why thats bullshit